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thatduedgershwinsbffl:

your-mums-sock-drawer:

What if we all had fruits as last names

My last name is really close to watermelon

officialnatasharomanoff:

chivalrousgambler:

sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

me huntin for the pussy

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SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL

Not anymore now you’re an adult-sized gynephiliac skeleton creeping eternally in a white expanse hunting for some choice vaginas.

You made your bed now lie in it.

this is my favorite post in the entire world

thatduedgershwinsbffl:

just-dreamer-el:

Let’s see how he can draw.

*Looks over at her* (smoothness activate)

I’m actually better at drawing by touch

thatduedgershwinsbffl:

So I’ve decided to post a little bit of the photos… First of all I take a photo and edit it, then I step back for a week then come back.

  • The original photos aren’t mine, and I couldn’t find the original site.
  • The first two are two different outcomes of the same photo
  • I make all of them using Paint.net
  • I hope you enjoy what I’ve made
  • Hopefully it isn’t complete shit
stfu-alix:

i wish i could go that hard

stfu-alix:

i wish i could go that hard

asanaambitions:

not-quitenormal:

gerardandlindseyway:

this might be my favorite post on tumblr ever

THAT FUCKING FACE

This is my favourite thing ever

totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

bitched:

trying on new jeans in the fitting roomimage

kirstielovesart:

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit

Anonymous said: ok so i am a freshman and i have played clarinet since 5th grade but i was never really good at it. so i recently switched to horn and i think I'm not too bad and my BD is convinced I'm amazing because i practiced the audition etude so much but I'm not that great. so he put my in my schools middle band on horn even though I've only been playing since august and I'm really struggling in band class with confidence. its a lot easier playing on my own rather than in front of people. any tips?

instrumentastrology:

I guess…sometimes it’s best to just do it. Practice your little butt off until you know you can’t get it wrong. And just go for it. Right now, all you have is a mental block. Sure, maybe you’ll mess up once or twice- but you’ll never get better if you don’t just go for it. Don’t think about anyone else in the ensemble as a person- just as another sound. Think about their sounds, not what they’re thinking about you. Because it doesn’t matter.

Nobody’s gonna hate you if you screw up in rehearsal, unless it’s over and over again. You might dwell on it and feel horrible and embarrassed- but unless there’s somebody keeping tabs on you to use for blackmail- nobody will remember it in five minutes.

You’re a freshman- and I don’t say this in a condescending way, but rather in a “don’t worry, you’ve got time, you’re not terrible” kind of way. Band class is about getting better- not about being perfect.

Sorry I know this wasn’t very helpful but for me I have this physical hurdle that I imagine and I just have to jump it the first time and then the fear is gone (the uncertainty is still there, but I know I can do it again). 

I leave this open to someone who can help you further.

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

dentistlegs:

After an announcement yesterday outlining what girls (and only girls) could and could not wear to school today (even though it was 80 degrees and the school would not turn on the air conditioner) someone posted this in a stairwell. A lot of girls were supportive of these posters, seeing as some teachers were sending down absolutely any girls wearing shorts.

dentistlegs:

After an announcement yesterday outlining what girls (and only girls) could and could not wear to school today (even though it was 80 degrees and the school would not turn on the air conditioner) someone posted this in a stairwell. A lot of girls were supportive of these posters, seeing as some teachers were sending down absolutely any girls wearing shorts.

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