I like socks and coffee :) I'm awkward.
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grandma: so do you have a boyfriend yet?
me: not in this economy
why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 3am
Bo Burnham on The Pete Holmes Show - 3/5/14
being sad while on tumblr is difficult because funny shit pops up on your dash and you laugh and you’re like “no do not interrupt my sadness with your funny gifs stop that”
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUNDRED OF METERS UNDER THE SEA, THERE IS A LIVING BEING THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A FLOATING BUTT
IT’S CALLED THE PIGBUTT WORM I JUST SHOWED IT TO MY PARENTS I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE
Hundred meters under the sea scientists have discovered